i just google imaged poop.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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