definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
