How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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