Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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