Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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