is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
ok first of all what the fuck
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