The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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