Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
no you cant smoke seaweed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
