Quick, to the slutcave!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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