How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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