Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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