It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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