i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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