I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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