too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
