that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I love you.
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