dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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