What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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