Don't you send me to vm
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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