You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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