whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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