she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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