i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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