K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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