She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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