even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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