I accidentally burped into my bong.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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