Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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