Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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