If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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