We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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