people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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