I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
zippers are such a cool invention
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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