Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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