her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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