i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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