Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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