I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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