you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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