no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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