But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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