Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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