i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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