I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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