just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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