can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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