so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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