We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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