Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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