She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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