Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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