Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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