Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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