I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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