I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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