what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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